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Different Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by Titchi95(f): 10:53am On Jul 20, 2015 |
I've come to realize that there
are different types of people on Facebook:
1. THE UNHEALTHY:
They always have stomach ache, headache, back ache etc.
Facebook is not a clinic.
2. THE LIARS:
Lie about their ages, marital status and use ridiculous
names
like, Baby Minaj, Bootlicious, Miss pee, swaggalicious, Juju
Man, general piro, baby oku, most prettiest, her royal
highness, fine man, plenty moni, Success Lotto blah blah!!
3. THE WITCHES:
They always like updating about death, bad news and
sickness.
4. THE TRAVELERS:
Today in Ghana, tomorrow heading to Italy or South
Africa,next All over The country! Are you a minister for
tourism?
5. WEATHER FORECASTERS:
They update mostly when it is
raining, cold or hot e.g 'I'm freezing', I'm so cold, etc
6. PREACHERS:
This are mostly single men/
ladies who are looking for a spouse. They act holy and
write
Bible verses only on Sundays
and Fridays.
7. THE CONFUSED:
They are married today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an
open relationship, in a complicated relationship, single or
divorced etc.
8. THE FIGHTERS:
All they do is to seek trouble on people's posts, they
comment
awkwardly in order to start a fight
9. THE I.T.K (I Too Know):
They will always complain that
you're always online, they will
say; are you jobless?Sometimes you can't stop wondering
what they are doing online themselves. Seriously, man, get
a
life and stop facebooking.
10. THE DESPERATE.
They are always posting pictures of them in different cars
claiming car owners and always updating themselves in
different hotels and
eateries...damn ...are they car
dealers or Hotel room attendants?
11. THE PEACE MAKERS:
These people are very friendly
and they appreciate peoples effort, they say thank you if
they
read your post and smile. Note:
These people are usually very
rare to find.
12.HATERS:
They will never like or comment on your posts except when
they
have something negative to say about you or your posts. Or
you,put up an update which says you are "sad, heartbroken
or
in
Pain". I mean they won't even
Like this post...
13,the tatafo's
They monitor ur wall once u updated a post they concluded
ure reffering to so so pple or dats exactly wats happening in
ur life sekesajo
WHICH TYPE ARE YOU? |
Re: Different Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by Aybee92(m): 10:55am On Jul 20, 2015 |
NO. 10 lol |
Re: Different Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by sirthisthickkal: 10:57am On Jul 20, 2015 |
So, some people are still using Facebook? |
Re: Different Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by Holyfield1(m): 10:59am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Chai |
Re: Different Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by Chestar5(f): 12:25pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
No 11 |
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