BIAFRA CHAT ROOM

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I can't explain how I burst into the chat room of
the Biafran early this morning, I didn't use to take
them serious but today I discovered that I miss a
lot for ignoring the chat room. In fact you will
catch much fun and fall in love with their
ideology. So funny people in that chat thread.

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There were many people there Hausa, Yoruba,
Igbo, Niger Delta, Ibibio, Efik etc. I know these
people based on their chat comments which bore
ethnic loyality as usual.

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To start with someone said in Biafra they won't
tolerate Hausa idiots or Yoruba cowards nor
Ibibio/Efik who are betrayers. Another man said
they will pay back Ogoni/Andoni and fakeIgbo
that collaborated with Nigeria troops in PHC in
1966. Another one said Biafra is God's project in
making so they won't tolerate homosexual/
lesbian in that place because God hates them.
Another one appeal that its not good to hinder
people freedom of sexual preference...lol.

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In a jivy issue of leadership came up. Some
people said the man Nnamdi Kanu is a traitor
who is trying to hijack what Nwazuruike had
done. Suddenly heaven let loose about who's the
true leader of the abstract Biafra. From there
division came! Some support Kanu, some
Nwazuruike. Some said both can work together.
They listed all murders carried out by Nwaz and
how he extorted money from people and
politicians and how he endorsed GEJ...LWKD.

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Some even said they don't need leaders! That
anybody can emerge as leader. They said Igbos
are not like coward Yoruba that hide under
leaders.

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After the leadership tussle came the issue of
Biafra state capital. Some said Aba, some Owerri,
some Nnewi to honour Ojukwu. That caused a lot
of chaos as some started calling Ojukwu names
that he ran away when needed most. Some said
he went for negotiation, some blablabal! Some
supported Onitsha but some said Onitsha people
are traitors due to their loyality to Asaba people
and they are not true Igbo..lol! The person who
mentioned Enugu was tagged a mad man. All
these with curse and insults on each other and
occassional insults on Hausa or Yoruba who dare
comment that its a castle in the air.
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Further, on the pro Biafran chat a crazy guy from
SS burst in to ask where will they get resources!
So funny! A guy answered that their brothers from
SS will go with them and mumu Hausa n lazy
Yoruba will be stranded lol.

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Suddenly a guy from SS came on to say if Igbos
think of the oil of SS they will fail because its not
on their territory. Then one Igbo said five states
in Biafra have oil that are yet to be explored. I
can't stop laughing!

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Instantly, one guy Chima who I eventually knew
that he schooled in FUTA Akure said Biafra and
SS will soon organise meeting on how both can
work together. So funny that I keep on laughing
that I said so I have being missing this comical
trend since.

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Issue of boundary also came up. Some said just
basic Igbo lands will be carved. Some said from
Benin but exclude Calabar and Ogoja because
they are wicked traitors who seized Igbos' assets
in 1966.

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One bad Hausa boy said how will they move their
assets in Kano, Lagos and Oyo state! Some said
they will sell them in Biafra pounds, some opinned
that they will still be coming there,so far Biafrans
can come and do business in Nigeria...lol.

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So funny a chat room.
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Someone raised the issue of Igbos who can't
trace their home again! They said those people
won't be an issue as they are already lost Igbos!

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So many issues and hillarious hopes.

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I didn't pass any comment because my
conclusion may be silly as coward Yoruba boy
but all I know, the words of Huxley and Foucault
won't depart from my mouth which says

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"The only lesson we learn from history is that we
don't learn anything from history".

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Period.

I daught this story........you are making fun of Biafrans because you are a yoruba and wants one Nigeria........my people are so civilised to get indulged in such freaking arguements

"The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn anything from history"-OP best quote of the year

Biafra this, Biafra that....
If I vex now na to tell US to blow up naija with nuclear weapon say na testing error.
We dey try fight racism for outside obodo yonder, some foolish Nigerians dey hear dey discriminate against themselves.

Oil.., worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria.
Miss the days of old....
Don't quote me if you weren't born during the time of the groundnut pyramids.