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No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 2:26pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher. Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! HER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by yysl: 3:20pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
Ke ke ke willy is a briliant student i like her who do u believe in ? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by Lolabbey: 3:23pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
i go sue bilms 4 theft of intellectual property/ i no sure sey u knw sey i copyright dat joke |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by D1KeleVra(m): 4:29pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
@Topic nice |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 4:34pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
lolabbey no just try am because na court of joke i go carry u go na ur teeth i dey shw so after u dont loose for the court |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by romsky: 4:35pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
go bak to skul 2 of una |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 4:50pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
to do watin? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by sylve11: 5:15pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
ok as u no wan go school again, na wetin be this? hjjglyhjhjujklfgfkjlgfjklgfhjxcvbncvjklvgblims? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 5:34pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
well, i no the answer to ur question. |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 7:14pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
Behold, I Come Quickly The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try. "Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing. He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row. The young preacher apologized profusely. "That is all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by jamace(m): 10:32pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Kai, dis Desmond na very smart pupil. |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by Amigoz(f): 11:21pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
John is an intelligent student I can c him going into politics in future, |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by D1KeleVra(m): 9:54am On Mar 13, 2009 |
Not really. Yahoo! yahoo! too has some mischievous intellectuals. |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 3:44pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
yahoo yahoo indeed lol is like u be yahoo yahoo? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by D1KeleVra(m): 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
Ah Ah! Haba! I said 'mischievous' intellectuals which you are not honorable intellectuals which I am. |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 4:04pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
lol honourable intellectualist |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by mukina2: 4:10pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
Funny |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
says who? i guess its u. lol |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 4:53pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
lol |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by Lolabbey: 4:54pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
ur teeth big,ur lips sef big |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 4:57pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
you just confirmed it |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by Lolabbey: 5:00pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
:p :p :p |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 5:04pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
You werent given birth to with tongue |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by romsky: 5:04pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
errorses |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 5:05pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
thank God its just an error |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 5:06pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
lola u can see that he just comfirmed it for u. that ur teeth is big plus big lips |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 5:08pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
bilms Nor insult ma lola oh |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 5:35pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
ur lola, 4 where.? na wa ooooo lola don turn celebrity. lola see guys don they fight for u oooooooooo |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by sylve11: 5:58pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
blimsco how r u? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
which name u give me so? |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by dani1luv: 7:07pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
This one nor be name na baptism |
Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(m): 7:19pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
i reject it |
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