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Answer These Questions! by Focal(m): 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2015
University of Smart Men and Women.
Faculty of Relationship Matters.
End of semester exams.
Course title: General Love.
Duration: 1hour 30 minutes
Answer Question 1 and any other 2 questions.


Q.1. Husband buys a dozen panties of the same colour for his wife. Wife protests: Why the same colour, people will think I dont change my panties. Husband ask: which people?? Total silence!! Help this wife answer the question "Which people?"

Q.2. All Men are liars but not all liars are men discuss. Support your argument with real world cases.

Q.3a. Ernest has decided to break up with Princess. Princess hasn't done anything bad to deserve that. Suggest to Ernest 5 possible ways he can end the relationship peacefully withou Princess suspecting any foul play.

Q.3b. There is a thin line between love and hate explain in details.

Q.4a. Rebecca wants the relationship between she and her Boyfriend Dennis to be a secret. It been 3 years now, Give 5 Reasons that could cause Rebecca
to Act this way.

Q.4b Long distance relationship is for Idiots. Support this statement with 10 Reasons.

Q.5. If money grew on trees. Women would have married monkeys. Argue for or against this statement taking into consideration the high cost of living in the country.

GoodLuck.
Re: Answer These Questions! by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2015
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Re: Answer These Questions! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 21, 2015
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Re: Answer These Questions! by kolinz(m): 9:37pm On Jul 21, 2015
Brb

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