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Conversation Btween A Priest Nd A Man by hamzakito(m): 8:24am On Jul 22, 2015 |
A man enters a church and finds
the priest."How
may I help you son?" asks the
priest.
"Am looking for my wife,
she said she would be here but
as I can see
she's not around.
Now that am here, I would like to
confess".
They go to the confession area,
"forgive me father for I have
sinned."
"What are your sins my son?"
The man replies,"The other day, I
went looking
for my wife at her home but she
was not
there.
I found her sister alone, I slept
with the
sister."
Oh, that is sin, but at least you
came to
confess".
"Then another day I went
looking for her at
her aunt's place but she was not
there,
I found her cousin alone, I slept
with the
cousin".
"You know that is wrong my
son".
"Then the other day I went
looking for her at
her working place. She was not
there, I found
her colleague alone,.."
The priest interrupts, "Let me
guess, you slept
with her colleague?"
"Yes father"
There was silence after that.
Father?" Father?"
Still silent.
The man peeps through and
finds out that the
priest is no longer there .
He looks for him and finds him
hiding.
"Why are you hiding father?"
The priest replies,
"I've just realized I'm the only
one here
and you came looking for your
wife"...
—Don't Laugh alone..
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Re: Conversation Btween A Priest Nd A Man by DuchessLily(f): 8:36am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Hahahaha. .. He is lucky the priest is not gay, I'm sure the priest would have volunteered to do the a$$ busting on him |
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