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Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Sanuzi(m): 8:27am On Jul 23, 2015

Lie in Capital letter

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by iswallker(m): 8:28am On Jul 23, 2015

where is the woman...

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Donpizzle(m): 8:28am On Jul 23, 2015

Abeg make rain carry nancy come my bed ooo.the rest na history:p

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by BUKOLAMI1979: 8:29am On Jul 23, 2015

So funnny

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 8:29am On Jul 23, 2015

erasokafor:
Pls let their be much heavier flood let me knw if the flood will can another to my own bed but flood pls if u see married woman u pass.u knw my spec ,I trust u. The flood that will even carry her get onyokometer to c d correct one n d information reaching me is that d flood dey gym already,dey do press up join

Ha ha ha ha ha. This your own no go bad at all! The flood get specifications. No, to married women. Make them carry their wahala go abeg.

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Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 8:31am On Jul 23, 2015

luluosas:
All liars shall have their part in the lake of fire Revelation 21:8. Repent of your lies now!!!

Guy calm down! Na joke be this. You be learner ni?

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 8:33am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Are you for real? It seems you are forgetting you guys are the ones making us suffer much. Una dey always look for wetin una no fit get and wetin una no need. Greed everywhere! Imagine if He (God) had not made you guys, no sin and all. We for just dey flex like that. But una just come spoil everything. Not fair!

But still sha, una still important anywayz.

Lol, your last sentence is making sense wink

. Maybe you haven't really found a nice woman, coz if you have you'll bless God for creating her. Chill bro, you'll soon find her.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Desric(m): 8:34am On Jul 23, 2015

Gurgle:
LOL

the lies we tell out of desperation

why didn't she just say the rain was melting her and the only way she could be saved was to go and lie in a bachelors bed

smh Father please save me from such impulses

bachelor stop reading this, im not calling you o

Hmmm!

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by zeb04(f): 8:35am On Jul 23, 2015

Hey MAGGOT and FAGG.O.T, you guys are very funny

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by williams368(m): 8:36am On Jul 23, 2015

She might be telling the truth grin

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Donpizzle(m): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2015

LEvuls:

Man was already here before woman ..He would have added another man and let him beget men instead of giving him a liar ....

now u see our life

man should straffe man?
Gay in the making? sad

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 8:41am On Jul 23, 2015

LaDivva:

Lol, your last sentence is making sense . Maybe you haven't really found a nice woman, coz if you have you'll bless God for creating her. Chill bro, you'll soon find her.

I fully grasp your point. And frankly, women are great no doubt. The tricky thing there is; we have just an infinitesimally small number of women who can really be what God intended them to be from the get go. Not in any way lashing out on the women folks at this juncture, but just being realistic. Not saying men are saints either. But to find a virtuous woman like the Bible puts it, its as difficult as entering Heaven. cheesy

As for the emboldened, maybe I aint interested. At least for now.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 23, 2015

ellechrystal:
If we weren't created u won't b here to type this na. Abi na man for USA born u?

U no know say gay men don dey give birth now?

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

I fully grasp your point. And frankly, women are great no doubt. The tricky thing there is; we have just an infinitesimally small number of women who can really be what God intended them to be from the get go. Not in any way lashing out on the women folks at this juncture, but just being realistic. Not saying men are saints either. But to find a virtuous woman like the Bible puts it, its as difficult as entering Heaven.

As for the emboldened, maybe I aint interested. At least for now.

Then chill till you're ready, you'll come back and give testimonies wink

. Have a pleasant day.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by sharonnnn(f): 8:47am On Jul 23, 2015

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 8:49am On Jul 23, 2015

LaDivva:

Then chill till you're ready, you'll come back and give testimonies . Have a pleasant day.

I pray.

Have a great day too.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by sanyajava: 8:49am On Jul 23, 2015

Na wahoo wonder shall never end

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by harry509: 8:52am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Bar man! Give this gie 1 bottle of Orijin. Your head dey there jare.

na man u b jare cheesy

tanks 4 d orijin lolz.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by bigiyaro(m): 8:54am On Jul 23, 2015

i hope d same flood will carry her n her dirty loads back to her father's house.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 8:55am On Jul 23, 2015

harry509:
na man u b jare tanks 4 d orijin lolz.

Wetin I wan be before? Make I be woman so that flood go dey carry me anyhow go put for Bachelor bed? No thanks. cheesy

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 8:56am On Jul 23, 2015

ellechrystal:
This woman's lie is Epic.. i bow o

Nne, that story isn't pure. But as I just saw how beautiful the op is, I had no option than to believe it. 'cos you're damn pretty!, and I will patiently wait for that flood to blow you around.... cool

You understand nah

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by adedayourt(m): 8:57am On Jul 23, 2015

Igo like make dat kind rain carry op come my bed cheesy

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by harry509: 9:10am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Wetin I wan be before? Make I be woman so that flood go dey carry me anyhow go put for Bachelor bed? No thanks.

lolz u 4uni I swear.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 9:12am On Jul 23, 2015

harry509:
lolz u 4uni I swear.

Abi I talk lie ni? grin

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by charlesucheh(m): 9:13am On Jul 23, 2015

Rain ko!
Tornado Ni!!!!!

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 9:14am On Jul 23, 2015

Oguguah:

Nne, that story isn't pure. But as I just saw how beautiful the op is, I had no option than to believe it. 'cos you're damn pretty!, and I will patiently wait for that flood to blow you around.... You understand nah

Una don start. Any small thing, una don run dey check people profile. Na una dey make these women dey feel like stars. cry

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Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by harry509: 9:17am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Abi I talk lie ni?

#smilin# nope u Rr ryt. Bt afta GOD fear women.

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 23, 2015

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 9:20am On Jul 23, 2015

harry509:
#smilin# nope u Rr ryt. Bt afta GOD fear women.

Before nkor!!! If you no fear them who you wan fear again? Abi you for fit kill Samson? No be one common yeye woman bring am down? Even Adam sef... Women? I fear them but I no gree run. cheesy

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Nobody: 9:25am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Una don start. Any small thing, una don run dey check people profile. Na una dey make these women dey feel like stars.

please no take am personal abeg

Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by dmcdad: 9:27am On Jul 23, 2015

Oguguah:

please no take am personal abeg

No oooooo. Why I go take am personal? E concern me? But seriously, you know say I no talk lie. wink

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Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by harry509: 9:29am On Jul 23, 2015

dmcdad:

Before nkor!!! If you no fear them who you wan fear again? Abi you for fit kill Samson? No be one common yeye woman bring am down? Even Adam sef... Women? I fear them but I no gree run.

yeah u Rr corct. Man nu go run @ all ncludn me.

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