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| Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 9:40am On Mar 13, 2009 |
In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist - Printed Document Handler Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist Cook - Food Preparation Officer Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by jamace(m): 9:45am On Mar 13, 2009 |
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| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 9:46am On Mar 13, 2009 |
chose ur post & stop panickin |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 9:50am On Mar 13, 2009 |
whc is ur post |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 9:55am On Mar 13, 2009 |
i recommend refreshment overseer for romade  |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 10:01am On Mar 13, 2009 |
dat na nice post,atleast he will replenish his skinny self |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 10:04am On Mar 13, 2009 |
in order to avoid job avoidance hia is d organogram Garden Boy - kerewa House Maid - tyty Typist - benjy Messenger - syl Window Cleaner - my clumsy Tea Boy - mykali Garbage Collector - tomtom Watchman - dani Prostitute - all of una wey dey move from one section to anoda e.g tyty, jamace, benjy, dani Thief - studio Receptionist - romade Cook - lolabay Office Orderly - spencer Cleaner - dani cus u be mod now get to work |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 10:05am On Mar 13, 2009 |
u hav stil not asigned any job 2 urself |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 10:08am On Mar 13, 2009 |
use ya google |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 10:10am On Mar 13, 2009 |
nope,u will be too slow for dat post and rmbr ur key board will not help issue |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 10:15am On Mar 13, 2009 |
i will learn on the job, just face urs |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 10:42am On Mar 13, 2009 |
romade! romade!! romade!!! |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 10:44am On Mar 13, 2009 |
tytylayor! tytylayor!! tytylayor!!! tytylayor!!!! |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 10:55am On Mar 13, 2009 |
romade, i need coffee right now |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 10:57am On Mar 13, 2009 |
call mykali on xtension 4 |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 10:58am On Mar 13, 2009 |
rom,com hre and type dis 1million page letter,and dnt grumble |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 11:00am On Mar 13, 2009 |
call benjy on xtension 9 |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Mar 13, 2009 |
y are u pushng jobs 2 othrs? dis is ur asigned post and u hav 2 do ur job |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 11:05am On Mar 13, 2009 |
i am d RECEPTIONIST check ur dictionary 4 d meaning lassy & not a typist or tea boi |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 11:18am On Mar 13, 2009 |
d job assigned to u here is "tea boy" |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 11:35am On Mar 13, 2009 |
dat is not wat is written in my employment leta |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 11:50am On Mar 13, 2009 |
its a typohand error den, so change it to tea boy, else no salary |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 11:51am On Mar 13, 2009 |
tot as d house maid u shd be cleaning d guest room and not on gossip errand |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 11:54am On Mar 13, 2009 |
then go and atend to the lepers waiting to see ur MD |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 11:57am On Mar 13, 2009 |
dat our dumb MD |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by yysl: 12:39pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
wat ? |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 12:46pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
turn up ur hearing aid |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by Lolabbey: 12:48pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
d tin don due 4 renewal |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 12:54pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
he no gree take am 4 servicin nah |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
wen u no gree release d money wey dey ur hand |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 1:57pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
no b by force 2 give almanjiri alms |
| Re: Constitution Ammendments by tytylayor: 2:22pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
cnt u be ur brother's keeper? |
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