This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my
car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in
Maryland. This queue was almost getting to
Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days where
no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run
past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere oooooo"I quickly jumped out of my
car opened my booth, got my jerry can and ran
after him. He kept on running towards Maryland.
When he got to the filling station he shouted again
"won ti bere oooo" this in yoruba actually means
they have started oooooo. He ran past the filling station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those
that know this area will understand the distance. I
tried to run faster to catch up and ask Kini won
bere? Meaning "what have they started?" But this
boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 6
people had joined us everybody with jerry can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed
towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus
stop he shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ....and
continued running we all continued too asking
each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to
know as we chased after him. Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we
were like 30 people running after him all of us with
jerry can in one hand. He shouted again won ti bere
oooooo!!!!!! He continued running towards iyana
Isolo and finally after getting to iyana Isolo he
stopped and we were all gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies, I moved
close to him and asked Kini won bere? He
answered Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere
match!! I fainted.

bhuahahahaaha....this OP wan burst my belle......