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Face For Sell by sweetliet: 5:25pm On Mar 13, 2009
my friend need money badly, he wants to sell one part of his face.

can i find buyers in this forum for him please?
Re: Face For Sell by jamace(m): 9:46pm On Mar 13, 2009
Is her face like that on that novel titled "The Dilema of a Ghost"?
Re: Face For Sell by Nobody: 9:50pm On Mar 13, 2009
angry
Re: Face For Sell by Moyola(f): 10:13pm On Mar 13, 2009
Not funny?
Re: Face For Sell by jamace(m): 1:38pm On Mar 14, 2009
If it is not funny means you don't want to buy the face abi?
Re: Face For Sell by studio43(m): 1:45pm On Mar 14, 2009
Moyola:

Not funny?

u say that at peoples thread all the time
Re: Face For Sell by donsponky(m): 3:23pm On Mar 14, 2009
what kind of face is that? shea ogu uche nii ? shocked shocked
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 9:43am On Mar 16, 2009
donsponky:

what kind of face is that? shea ogu uche nii ? shocked shocked

una too spoil.

she i tell una say na girl face i wan sell.

make una repent o

as for u whe dey ask whether na ogu uche nii

i no understand ur language.

put me tru
Re: Face For Sell by Lolabbey: 10:10am On Mar 16, 2009
face 4 sale?

whc kain face b dat
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Mar 16, 2009
what is the meaning of this silly post think you are dealing with kindagartens to post such nonsense as a joke?

*gives the attention seeking poster a thunderous slap that sends her reeling for 2miles*
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 10:12am On Mar 17, 2009
quote author=clemcykul link=topic=247369.msg3602555#msg3602555 date=1237201452]

what is the meaning of this silly post think you are dealing with kindagartens to post such nonsense as a joke?

*gives the attention seeking poster a thunderous slap that sends her reeling for 2miles*

[quote][/quote]

tatafo which one bi ur own?|

u never see where u post any joke instead na d one people post u dey yab.

abeg go find better work commot for my matter.

i no sure say u don finish kindagarten sef.
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Mar 17, 2009
see your lyfe?
i prefer replying post, wen i dont have any sensible joke to post.

as for kindagerten class, thats where am taking u*smiles benevolently*
Re: Face For Sell by ThePope(m): 2:33am On Mar 18, 2009
lol, clem, u'd never change! cheesy
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Mar 18, 2009
the pope!!!lol

long time dear, i have a serious confession where do i see you?
Re: Face For Sell by Lolabbey: 11:02am On Mar 18, 2009
go 2 his bedroom
Re: Face For Sell by PeeJee(m): 11:11am On Mar 18, 2009
go 2 his bedroom

Pope don't allow clem to ur bedroom for the confession dont listen to dis advice. He is Gay. grin
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Mar 18, 2009
we are in the same boat
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 1:09pm On Mar 18, 2009
clemcykul:

we are in the same boat
so u are gay? nowonder! thats why u dey follow me up and down. i bi female o!!!! make u no go think am
Re: Face For Sell by arramyjay: 1:27pm On Mar 18, 2009
Not funny.
Re: Face For Sell by ThePope(m): 2:23pm On Mar 18, 2009
i know who Clemcy is everyone, and so as much is everyone safe in the room with me. . .
Re: Face For Sell by mykali(m): 9:12pm On Mar 18, 2009
face for sale or for ''sell'' grin
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 9:59am On Mar 19, 2009
mykali:

face for sale or for ''sell'' grin

sale or sell which one bi ur own abi na here u wan learn ur inglish u no go school b4 u come here dey disturb with ur inglish-free-mind?
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Mar 19, 2009
@sweetliet
lol
i dont do small chicks, u gat to grow some stuffs first.
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 3:19pm On Mar 19, 2009
clemcykul:

@sweetliet
lol
i dont do small chicks, u gat to grow some stuffs first.

i no u cant do me because i dont have pri--k and if u think i will grow any, is a shame on u i cant because from the beginning God already made me female.
Re: Face For Sell by blissieng(f): 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2009
@ clemcykul

Its an amazing thing you do in replying to posts wen you dont have any SENSIBLE joke to post,

I think you should apply that to your RESPONSE to post, i.e. DONT! If you dont have anything sensible to say when replying.
Re: Face For Sell by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2009
shut ur trap beiby and make sense. i catch my fun by replying post, if u dont take it buzz off and stop running your dry mouth unnecesarily.

@sweetliet
who i am online does not in any way depict who i am in real life. shame on you too for lacking simple humour! you are a female so what? are you the first?
Re: Face For Sell by blissieng(f): 7:34pm On Mar 19, 2009
@ Clemcykul
You CATCH your fun at other's detriment - that's very small of you!

you know what they say, It takes one to know one, You must think you're the only one with words at his (OR HER) disposal.

I don't know about you o! but I get plenty sense of humour,

Having said that, lets stop all this and be adults, its cool to have a banter but we should draw a line is all.

@sweetliet
Who be this person wey no fit talk for himself?
If he wan sell him face, then that face must be nothing to write home about. Is there nothing else more appealing? Never know he might actually get a good bargain! grin
Re: Face For Sell by tollexboy(m): 10:09am On Mar 20, 2009
ok i want to sell mine because i looks ugly maybe his own will be better

Re: Face For Sell by Lolabbey: 10:13am On Mar 20, 2009
tolex u fine ooo
Re: Face For Sell by blissieng(f): 10:41am On Mar 20, 2009
Gosh! I was right.
Re: Face For Sell by sweetliet: 10:53am On Mar 20, 2009
clemcykul:

shut ur trap beiby and make sense. i catch my fun by replying post, if u dont take it buzz off and stop running your dry mouth unnecesarily.

@sweetliet
who i am online does not in any way depict who i am in real life. shame on you too for lacking simple humour! you are a female so what? are you the first?

blessieng calm down clemcykul is just a sadiest who cant get enough of me.
Re: Face For Sell by Lolabbey: 10:56am On Mar 20, 2009
now,lets stop this shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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