Just from experience, some people pronounce certain words in naija that just cracks me up, but i luv it though, LOL! -- post some  if you hear stuff like that too!!

BULLSHIT sounds like[b]"Boosit"[/b]

GUCCI sounds like "Gussi" (NOT EVEN KIDDIN)

CALVIN KLEIN sounds like  "Kafin Klen"

I WANT TO DO MY HAIR -- sounds like "hi want to do my air (H is silent in hair)

HOW ARE YOU sounds like "ow ha you"

I AM VERY HAPPY sounds like "hi am fery appy" OR "am fery appy

CHAIR shounds like "shia"

TABLE sounds like "tabu"

DINING sounds like "dieny"

CHURCH sounds like "shush"

EXAM sounds like "esam"

I LOVE YOU sounds like "hi loff you"

POUNDS sounds like "pounce"

CHOPPING BOARD SOUNDS LIKE "shopping board"

CHAIN sounds like "shane"

EAT sounds like "heat"

Hhaha!
feri feri true!

brb, ah kant tink of eni rynt nau!

I am laughing because I am very very happy-----I am lapping because I am bery bery haffy (Hausa version)

The solution to the equation ------ The soluson to the equason ( Yoruba version)

The rat ran across the road ----- The lat lan acloss the load (Tiv version)

_{God is wonderful indeed}

jamace:

The solution to the equation ------ The soluson to the equason ( Yoruba version)

LOL! na dem OYOs {ibadan} pipul oooo

LOL! na dem OYOs {ibadan} pipul oooo

Tell them to visit a surgeon to correct their vocal cavity, you hear?

Fellow Nigerians, I am Professor Philip Mfon of the University of Freetown - - Pellow Nijerians, I am Fropessor Fhilif Mpon of zhe Unibersity op Preetown (Hausa version)

ftalmao


yes as yells {dey just start dis one o, after watching jeniffer)lol

nice ones

a yam coming----i am coming

lmao
this is f**ckn fonie.

all za fiful in ziz porum a'a zuing a grez jab, walahi

the glound u r standin on is a hory glound

r- l
l- r

give me millor so i can see my face

lomade

tyty titirayol
lolade rorade
my clumsy crumsy

lol
lomade, i no rike wetin u rey do tytyrayo

give me my buckret abeg

crumsy lemove ur shoe for its a hory glound and touch not d lod of the rold

lmaoo @ posts
what's your name, wose yur name?

abbiegal comot for load la??
me i wan chop lice and rime juice

dont lun arong d load

dolce and gabbana sounds like "Dosi and Gobonna"/ "Gobonno"

University sounds like "unifesti"

Trouser sounds like "Trawsa"

Asbestos DEFINITELY pronounced as "Abestor"

Ralph Lauren sounds like "Raff Loren"

Witch sounds like "Winsh"

Tommy Hilfiger sounbs like "Tommy Hee-Figer"

Extension sounds like "Extensan" (My yoruba people)

Milk sounds like "Meek"

Bournvita sounds like "Bonfita"

Water sounds like "Wota"

Picture sounds like "Pisho"

Nna, wia is my Pepa  (My ibo people)

i want to hit some callot  -- I want to eat some carrots

lmao,

my name is eno, and i min it dun Behind me bcus am going to oyota yunction to nter ikeya bus.
                                   i mean it, dnt touch me because am going to ojota junction to enter ikeja bus

lol

see as graduates dey break bottle 4 inglish head

i no fit scream

muted

is that your present condition??

cnt bliv this!

Herro evelybody. Hope you enjoyed your Varentine?

no we didn't

lmao, i cnt fart

but u dey shit 4 pata

na u go wash am ooo

yes after i wash d front & back yansh well well 4 public tap in broad day light

iyama --- you peepuu ha ferry ferry nasti

crose ya mouth when eating my flend & stop garrivating alound