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Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by samuelezekiel(m): 3:20pm On Jul 24, 2015
A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

"Don't forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"

So..........after a week, the 1st daughter texted.

"NESCAFE".

And the next week the 2nd daughter text

"BENSON"

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

"fantastic till the last drop"

went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette and read "Extra long, King size"

she smiled and said "not bad for their ages"

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

"NAIROBI-MOMBASA"

the mother then called Kenya airway helpdesk to enquire about their Nairobi-Mombasa flight and they replied

"its 3times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 50mins".

The mother fell down and shouted.

"Igweeeeeeeeeeeee!!! This one will kill my daughter yoooooooh......

Describe this woman in one word.
Re: Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by shalomm: 3:20pm On Jul 24, 2015
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Re: Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by holyteeboy(m): 3:26pm On Jul 24, 2015
Don't get
Re: Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by yungshekau(m): 3:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
Y shud i undecided
Re: Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by hardeniji(m): 4:59pm On Jul 24, 2015
I'm hungry wu get food

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Re: Must Read Joke Of The Day...i Just Can't Stop Laughing by slimthugchimee(m): 7:07am On Jul 25, 2015
Abeg i won pis, nairaland no even get toilet mtchwww

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