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People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2009
Why did the chicken cross the road?











There was food over there.
Re: People Of Earth by mukina2: 12:13pm On Mar 14, 2009
001
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:22pm On Mar 14, 2009
A preist, a rabbi, and a six foot rooster walk into a bar. They have a drink, and then they go home to their families.
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 14, 2009
Q: Which car is the biggest car?

A: The big car
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:29pm On Mar 14, 2009
A man walks into a bar. . .ouch
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:36pm On Mar 14, 2009
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin, get in the car."
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 12:41pm On Mar 14, 2009
hhmm
all your friends wey dem admit both of una the same time for Yaba Left don improve finish. how come your case turn out to be different?
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 12:52pm On Mar 14, 2009
studio43:

hhmm
all your friends wey dem admit both of una the same time for Yaba Left don improve finish. how come your case turn out to be different?
What are you talking about jor?

What is blue and white and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?


A fridge wearing a denim jacket
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2009
dani sweep this thread to GAME SECTION angry
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 1:02pm On Mar 14, 2009
Mschew!  cool

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Phew, is it ever hot in here". The second muffin thinks to himself, "Wow, a muffin that can talk!!!".
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 1:09pm On Mar 14, 2009
i think time don reach wey SEUN go begin dey restrict some ages
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 3:52pm On Mar 14, 2009
abi o
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2009
unfortunately na because of u i dey talk am
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2009
ibk waddup
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 3:58pm On Mar 14, 2009
studio43:

unfortunately na because of u i dey talk am
ok cry tongue

dani1luv:

ibk waddup
nothing much sha, you?
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:01pm On Mar 14, 2009
ibkaye:

nothing much sha, you?
Thank God; you did not bring that silly tongue of yours out tongue
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:01pm On Mar 14, 2009
dani1luv:

Thank God; you did not bring that silly tongue of yours out tongue
Yeah, Thank God tongue
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 4:03pm On Mar 14, 2009
yours just dey start from were her own stop, its a pity
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:04pm On Mar 14, 2009
ibkaye:

Yeah, Thank God tongue
what a pity studio is abnormal what a pirri grin
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 14, 2009
studio43:

yours just dey start from were her own stop, its a pity
A damn pirri tongue

dani1luv:

what a pity studio is abnormal what a pirri grin
Lol
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:06pm On Mar 14, 2009
what the lol all'bout angry
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 14, 2009
Na crime to laugh? tongue
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2009
big crime oh

esp. when the lolling of a thing starts
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2009
Shhh baby shhh kiss
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:23pm On Mar 14, 2009
Hallelujah IBK kissed me grin grin
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 4:26pm On Mar 14, 2009
crazy muda4ker ,

hit ya yeye head join wall for mistaken bite for a kiss
Re: People Of Earth by dani1luv: 4:27pm On Mar 14, 2009
gerrout of my way n dont spoil my show
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2009
show of sham,
make mallam musa catch you with his estranged wife
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2009
Mallam kini/tani? 
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 4:36pm On Mar 14, 2009
next time nor dey form. forgetting some of us know u reach house
Re: People Of Earth by Nobody: 4:41pm On Mar 14, 2009
what are you talking about jare
Re: People Of Earth by studio43(m): 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2009
i wish i fit write in HAUSA

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