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Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 5:26pm On Mar 14, 2009
na lolabbey they come my house every day. each time she comes to my house, the only thing i do is just to insert my flash drive to her system.

i have been doing this for many times, not until one day whn i saw her and her mummy coming. she was crying, the mum said, where is it, she said this is him.

the mum said so u are the one that impreginated my dauther, i said no oo, lolabbey said he is lying, i use to come to his house, i said if its abt that, yes she use to come to my house, but i never impreginated her, the only thing i do is just to insert my flash drive to her system, copy files and sometimes do scanning.

or is that how they impreginate a lady?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by Nobody: 5:32pm On Mar 14, 2009
angry
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 6:29pm On Mar 14, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Mar 14, 2009
angry angry angry
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by jamace(m): 7:20pm On Mar 14, 2009
Na you sabi.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by CrazyMan(m): 7:23pm On Mar 14, 2009
He he he very funy.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by donsponky(m): 7:32pm On Mar 14, 2009
thats not funny lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by CrazyMan(m): 9:10pm On Mar 14, 2009
It is. . . infact he must win an award.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Mar 15, 2009
please, how is ''scanning'' done?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by dani1luv: 5:41pm On Mar 15, 2009
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 5:49pm On Mar 15, 2009
when we say scaning, it is use in knowing the status of a device may be it contain virus or not.

when u insert a flash drive to a sysytem, u scan it to no may be it contain virus or not.

[flash=200,200][/flash]
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by mykali(m): 5:52pm On Mar 15, 2009
so how is ''scanning'' done? shocked
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 6:01pm On Mar 15, 2009
just insert the flash, then search all corner of it, for any hiden agenda
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by mykali(m): 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2009
lol. that was what i needed to hear. grin
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by Nobody: 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2009
smh.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by CrazyMan(m): 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2009
What's that?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2009
lol.

u just heard it.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by tytylayor: 6:27am On Mar 16, 2009
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by Lolabbey: 9:40am On Mar 16, 2009
kai,whts going on here
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by tytylayor: 10:04am On Mar 16, 2009
who impregnated u?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by Lolabbey: 10:19am On Mar 16, 2009
tufe of course,yfy y u sef dey ask dis kaon ques
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by tytylayor: 10:28am On Mar 16, 2009
so y u allow blims do some scanning and inserting his flash drive, where he's not suppose to?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by sylve11: 10:31am On Mar 16, 2009
Lolabbey:

tufe of course,yfy y u sef dey ask dis kaon ques

who be ur wify?
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by tytylayor: 10:50am On Mar 16, 2009
ha ba, syl, lola is a she nw, dont tell me ur being jealous o embarassed
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Mar 16, 2009
dont mind my jealous twin, even when we were yet unborn he has always been jealous in the womb.
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by Lolabbey: 12:07pm On Mar 16, 2009
se ona b siamese twins
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by romsky: 12:13pm On Mar 16, 2009
yes
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 12:48pm On Mar 16, 2009
lol

grin
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by clemcykul(f): 1:14pm On Mar 16, 2009
laffs at blims torn trousers**
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 1:24pm On Mar 16, 2009
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by bilms(m): 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2009
if apples were pears and peaches were plumz
and the rose had a difrent name
if tigers were bears
and fingers were thumz
id luv u jus the same
Re: Did I Impreginate Lolabbey? by clemcykul(f): 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2009
but i dont love u

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