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Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by hairspee(m): 10:30am On Jul 27, 2015
Boss says to his secretary, “We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after kids.”
The husband makes call to secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the week together.”
The secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons, “I’m going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes.”
The little boy makes call to his grandfather, “Grandpa, I don’t have classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s spend the week together.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “I’m afraid we won’t be travelling again. My grandson and I are going to spend the week together.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.”
The husband makes a call to secret lover, “We cannot spend the week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.”
The secret lover makes a call to little boy, “We will still have classes as usual this week.”
The little boy makes a call to his grandfather, “Grandpa! I’m sorry we won’t be able to spend the week together. My teacher called and said that I have to attend classes.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “Change of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So we are still travelling this week. Make arrangements.”
Can you tell us who is controlling this chain?
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by solodox(m): 10:37am On Jul 27, 2015
the lil boy is bawse!

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Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by Mprex(f): 10:44am On Jul 27, 2015
lols. the lil boy ofcourse
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by Nobody: 10:45am On Jul 27, 2015
The grandson
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by seedgreen(m): 9:06am On Jul 28, 2015
The grandfather is the one controlling the chain

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Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 28, 2015
the 8 planets revolve around that lil boy. Lol
but how come d boss doesn't know his secretary is d grandson's lesson teacher??
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by Chestar5(f): 11:38pm On Jul 28, 2015
shockwave91:
the 8 planets revolve around that lil boy. Lol

but how come d boss doesn't know his secretary is d grandson's lesson teacher??

Not his sec. But the sec. Husband secret loversmiley
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by chudy144(m): 6:27am On Jul 29, 2015
Nah the lile boy hold the remote.
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2015
Chestar5:

Not his sec. But the sec. Husband secret loversmiley
oh. Ok smiley
Re: Who Is Controllin Dis Chain? by ihustler(m): 1:03am On Jul 30, 2015
interesting!

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