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When You Run Without Knowing Why by HolyHero: 2:15pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my
car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in
Maryland. This queue was almost getting to
Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days when
there was no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one
guy run past my car with jerry can in one hand
shouting “won ti bere oooooo”I quickly jumped out
of my car opened my booth, got my jerry can and
ran after him. He kept on running towards
Maryland. When he got to the filling station he
shouted again “won ti bere oooo” this in yoruba
actually means ‘they have started oooooo’. He ran
past the filling station and headed towards
Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will
understand the distance. I tried to run faster to
catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning “what
have they started?” But this boy ran faster. I
looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us
everybody with jerry can in one hand. We continued
past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja bus stop.
When we got to Ikeja bus stop he shouted again
“won ti bere oooooo”…and continued running we all
continued asking each other ‘wetin happen’ but
nobody seemed to know as we chased after him.
Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted
again by this time we were like 40 people running
after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. He
shouted again ‘won ti bere oooooo!!!!!!’ He
continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally
after getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we
were all gasping for breath both men and women,
some with pot bellies, I moved close to him and
asked “Kini won bere?” He answered Chelsea ati
Arsenal ni, won ti bere match!! I fainted. 2 Likes |
Re: When You Run Without Knowing Why by ladyF(f): 2:17pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
Hmmmm |
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