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| If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Nobody: 8:02am On Jul 28, 2015 |
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF NAIRALAND**
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A
Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30. • I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 comments
Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet or When
You're Eating.
• You Wear Your nairaland Uniform
Before
Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on nairaland. • After 10 We all Log Out (Closing time).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20 foreign
Friends
On Your nairaland (is that even possible)
• You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500
followers.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An
Account and A doctor's Note .
• You can only login after church on sundays,
and if u didn't go to church, you can't
login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing In.
• Then if you fart when online!
nairaland automatically logs u out.. 3 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 8:04am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Sorry to burst ur bubbles.. U will never be.. 2 Likes |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by ggrin(f): 8:06am On Jul 28, 2015 |
so ppl still dy smoke weed early mrng  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by DahtzFestjayz: 8:09am On Jul 28, 2015 |
1 Like
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| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by sinaj(f): 8:10am On Jul 28, 2015 |
keep dreaming  Wake up jare! itz dawn already *pours water on him* |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by okabe(m): 8:13am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Just passing *whistling 'yawa go dey' by IcePrince* |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by olexjay(m): 8:14am On Jul 28, 2015 |
weed at its peak |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Nobody: 8:27am On Jul 28, 2015 |
------------> jokes section |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by RobinHez(m): 8:31am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Wearing uniform and washing of hands b4 logging in? |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by beycity(m): 8:34am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Thank God you are not..
Nice joke tho. |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Tallesty1(m): 8:37am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Good one bro........ Your post really gat me  |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Sandydayz(f): 8:39am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Nice joke... Uniform part go me |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Isaacmacdon(m): 8:52am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Fp material... at least dude deserves some credit for his humour... |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 8:57am On Jul 28, 2015 |
but that "everybody logs out after 10:00pm" go make sense. after closing time, you can only visit as a guest. and no more than 5 posts a day? u dey craze ni? #NoDerailing |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Nobody: 8:59am On Jul 28, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:bro abeg no vex, na small pikin dey do me |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 9:06am On Jul 28, 2015 |
alexistaiwo:even if you put that rule for ur constitution we go form "derailers union" come do e-riot. #WeCantDerailWithJust5Comments |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Rocktation(f): 11:20am On Jul 28, 2015 |
I laugh small. You try. |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by yungkiz(m): 3:32pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
That God say u are not... Cuz u fit ban me right now for sayin u re a Goat |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
yungkiz:Wat an insult. if I slap your spirit |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Chestar5(f): 11:30pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Make i laff small |
| Re: If I Was The Founder Of Nairaland by Nobody: 4:07am On Jul 29, 2015 |
Chestar5:na so |
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