When I was a teacher I worked my transfer to China to continue teaching there because I heard they pay teachers well there. The first day I entered class, I began by calling register. I said, Sheng! A student answered, Present! I called the second name, Chu Muon. Another student answered, Present! Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia! One student seated at the corner stood up and answered, Present! I exclaimed, Hmmmm…! All the student shouted, Absent! I got confused and yelled at them, Shaa… Three students stood up and asked, Who among the three of us? I got more confused and asked, What is wrong? A student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not Wrong, I’m called Wong. I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl said, Present sir! (I came closer to find out what was happening). As I moved, my pen fell on the table and made a sound, Ping chung chong! One boy got up and answered, Present sir! I got more confused, frustrated, and ran back to Nigeria!!!

This na the 36†h time i go read this unfunny joke.

jaymejate:
This na the 36†h time i go read this unfunny joke.

Then why do you keep reading it?

Juxtified:

Then why do you keep reading it?

Brother na becos i no get choice and before i remember say i don read am b4, i go don read am finish