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Know More About Fart.. by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 29, 2015 |
What is fart? A fart is a combination of gases
(nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane,
and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a
person's stomach to their nyash
New newton law on farts and its properties
Newton’s law states that farts are sometimes
corrosive when been released in a wrong place
by a wrong individual, such as the
church,school,mosque and conference room
etc.
Properties of farts
* Farts turns a smiling face to a scary one
* Its harmful to human but very good for
plants which uses chlorophyll to trap them
down as their food.
* It can be created and at the same time
destroyed by the producer (farter)
.* some serve as a medicine (catarrh)
.* some takes time to dissolve which makes it
one of the most corrosive on earth
* fart smells ridiculous when the producer
(farter) is well equip with a hydrogen-beans
* some are slippery in nature (i.e) the pull out
unexpectedly in the crowd.
* PH increase to 10 when its been released.
* some are like wide fire when being released
( thats why you see openings in our boxers
and panties )
Qualities of a good farter
a good farter must see himself as a servant
and not a leader
he must choose a good site for his disposal
he must be a silent disposer
he must be fearless when the stuff is been
released in a congregation |
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