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Know More About Fart.. by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 29, 2015
What is fart? A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their nyash New newton law on farts and its properties Newton’s law states that farts are sometimes corrosive when been released in a wrong place by a wrong individual, such as the church,school,mosque and conference room etc. Properties of farts * Farts turns a smiling face to a scary one * Its harmful to human but very good for plants which uses chlorophyll to trap them down as their food. * It can be created and at the same time destroyed by the producer (farter) .* some serve as a medicine (catarrh) .* some takes time to dissolve which makes it one of the most corrosive on earth * fart smells ridiculous when the producer (farter) is well equip with a hydrogen-beans * some are slippery in nature (i.e) the pull out unexpectedly in the crowd. * PH increase to 10 when its been released. * some are like wide fire when being released ( thats why you see openings in our boxers and panties ) Qualities of a good farter a good farter must see himself as a servant and not a leader he must choose a good site for his disposal he must be a silent disposer he must be fearless when the stuff is been released in a congregation

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