A true friend is like a penis, he stands up
for you in times of need. A genuine friend
is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he
protects you from all harm. A loving friend
is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?Do u
know that the penis is the greatest
breakfast ever? According to doctors it
has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides
nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy
and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3
good manners too. 1. Its very courteous,
it stands before it performs 2. It is very
emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.