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7 Types Of Of People You Will Meet In A Public Transport (danfo) by finesthaykay(m): 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You’ll
always hear them yelling at the driver
saying,
“Take left! Overtake that guy!” Or, “Driver no
match brake na! Na him suppose stop for
you…”, or even, “Why you let am pass you?
Driver you too slow oooh!”. The annoying
thing
is that if you let them drive the car, they’ll do
worse sef!
2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the
“conductor’s” issues. You hear them saying
stuffs like, “Conductor u never give that
woman
change for front”, or “Enter na, the bus dey
go
Ojuelegba….”, or even “Conductor that man
change don pass oh!”.
3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice,
“See as this road be, its all GEJ’s fault….”. I
swear, that bus won’t hear anything again
till u
get down. This set always come with 2
groups;
the defenders and the opposers and they
never
agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues
or
football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.
4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a
public transport. They do funny stuffs like;
clean the chair with a hanky before sitting,
make a face with a someone sits close to
them,
wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even
have the guts to ask you, “pls how do you
open
the windows?”………like seriously?
5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They
are
ready to sleep through the journey (even
when
paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its
final
bustop. This set usually miss their bustop
and
over pay the conductors…so if u have
missed
yours before, lemme see your hands up .
6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in
earphones and watch quietly as the
characters
above do their thing. They don’t talk….almost
invisible, sha just don’t step on their toes if u
know what is good for you.
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Re: 7 Types Of Of People You Will Meet In A Public Transport (danfo) by Abugab(m): 3:54pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Op, you deserve an award for being a consistent user of danfo to know this much. Very spot on. 1 Like |
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