Hormolola Barbie Oderinde wrote:

#YouKnowYourMumisNigerian When she scolds you for using your
left hand to collect money from the
Atm machine.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she warn you from chasing girls
around. Instead of u facing your
studies.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she tells you repay her for the food
You've been eating since birth when
You only askd her to return d money she
kept for you
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she shakes her head at you
while you're leaving the church
just b4 holy communion
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She reminds you how many
hours she spent in labour giving
birth to you each time you offend
her.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if
you come first is class but never
does.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian [b/] If You borrow her some cash and
when you request for it back..she's
like "all the food you have been
eating nko?"
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[b]#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning
to evening , she ends it with " after
you people will say I'm shouting"
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She gets to buy already made
Gowns for Christmas for you and
threaten to return when u frown
cus its too big.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She goes to the market and start
pricing until the seller start s
crying
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid, your
mate dey give woman belle.
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#youknowYourMumisNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life
then she go like "you want to kill
me abi?
"
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so you
will not kill her.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag? And she replies: Put
it on my head
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to a
prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo
ma re.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then beats
the hell out of you after the visitor
leaves.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian ME:*Gives mom assignment* ....
MUM:Go and meet your brother ....ME:You dont even know it ....MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's hand,
you'll get pregnant.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores then,
goes back to the first one to buy. (Xo Annoying af!
.)
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She serves a meal not
enough for everyone, claiming her
share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps
hungry.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your slippers
....by the time you are back she's
gone.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU DOING ME?
its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING".
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is 'peem'.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She touches hot pot
comfortably without a napkin
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MUM: Shebi am talking to you and
your keeping quiet
..... ME: But...
..... MUM:
Keep quiet, i'm talking! Add yours

Oya now!

so true

You know ur mum is Nigerian when...

This colours has navigated right into my heart.