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Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by chizidgreat(m): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumisNigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she warn you from chasing girls around. Instead of u facing your studies. .. #copied http://chiziprecious..com/2015/08/some-jokes-that-has-commonsense-in-it.html .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she tells you repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only askd her to return d money she kept for you .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she shakes her head at you while you're leaving the church just b4 holy communion .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if you come first is class but never does. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian [b/] If You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" . .. .. [b]#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She gets to buy already made Gowns for Christmas for you and threaten to return when u frown cus its too big. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She goes to the market and start pricing until the seller start s crying . .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle. .. .. #youknowYourMumisNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she go like "you want to kill me abi? " .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When Each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo ma re. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian ME:*Gives mom assignment* .... MUM:Go and meet your brother ....ME:You dont even know it ....MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl, when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She prices just one commodity round 3 stores then, goes back to the first one to buy. (Xo Annoying af! .) .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough for everyone, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers ....by the time you are back she's gone. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't want to hear from you is 'peem'. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin .. .. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and your keeping quiet ..... ME: But... ..... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking! |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by Crieff(m): 9:34pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by olafunny(m): 8:00am On Aug 03, 2015 |
I love my mum... Hit like if your mum means d world to u.. Dead or alive 3 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by Awesomeking: 8:17am On Aug 03, 2015 |
I love my mum miss my dad RIP ALH ABU KADIRI |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by samwayne154(m): 9:56am On Aug 03, 2015 |
She shares food 4 everi1 nd goes 2 sleep hungry......ah luv ma mum. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by ellahzy(f): 8:34am On Aug 04, 2015 |
awww ..so true. |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by mealdred: 3:22pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
D visitor would be like : go and bring your cup let's share d coke n mum would give a fake grin, deep down I understand dat code but d coke seems tempting. The floggin made me wiser shaa, Thanks Mummy joe |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by berrieblizzie(f): 8:37pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she screams ur name so loud even to wake u up from a deep sleep just bring the remote on the table that is beside her... |
Re: Some Funny Things About A Typical Nigerian Woman by Krossbow123: 10:09pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Op right on point |
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