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Jokesssss by blissieng(f): 1:24am On Mar 19, 2009 |
u seen this one b4, well, tuff!!! u havent, here's ur chance. I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! |
Re: Jokesssss by OLAMIND1(m): 1:41am On Mar 19, 2009 |
huh! huhh! ha! ha! ha! yeh! oh my God! where did u get that? o n gbona felifeli. its too hot! |
Re: Jokesssss by elowa: 12:55pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
where is baketmouth? |
Re: Jokesssss by aristole(m): 5:40pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Photocopy!!!!! Ko easy. Singing Nice song. Walk away wd serious cough!!!! |
Re: Jokesssss by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
lol Nice joke. |
Re: Jokesssss by eslynera(f): 9:42pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
oooooooh bad maaan. |
Re: Jokesssss by Lolabbey: 9:00am On Mar 20, 2009 |
dia wan no gbona feli feli at all.we don read am tire |
Re: Jokesssss by blissieng(f): 9:34am On Mar 20, 2009 |
Tuff! |
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