Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman
to the stand. He approached her and
asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She
responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a
boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat
on your wife, and you manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you
haven't the brains to realise you'll never
amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing
what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've
known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone, and his
law practice is one of the worst in the
entire state. Not to mention he cheated on
his wife with three different women. One
of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet
voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you both to the electric
chair.

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Madam you no know me jooor

The judge bad gon