9 Stupid Answers for 9 Stupid Questions

1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you, "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. They see you with your hospital card and NHIS and then ask, "are you going to the hospital?" Ans: No! i'm going to the airport.

3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You stand right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down to me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?'' Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?'' Ans: No. Get me the floor.

9. Are you reading this post? Ans:.....?

Nope am taking a look

Ppl can ask foolish questions sha......... Are u slpn?

No am jst playing here

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9. Are you reading this post? Ans:.....?

no oooo my eye is just wandering on niaraland pages