Funny Answers To Normal Questions GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else? BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black? CUSTOMER: What other colours do you have?
MANAGER: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. JOB APPLICANT: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
DAD: Son, what do you want for your birthday? SON: Not much dad, Just a radio, a sports car and a Play- station 4 game.
CUSTOMER: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! WAITER: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
HUSBAND: You'll drive me to my grave! WIFE: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
MAN: Officer! There's a bomb in my room! OFFICER: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
HUSBAND: You know wife, our son got his brain from me. WIFE: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
FATHER: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! SON: That's why I say she's not good!

Lols.! But not funny!




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Loooool. I like the one between the customer and the waiter

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