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List Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by stteejax(m): 11:13am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Just got dis 4rm a fwends wall on facebook..thought I should share 2 cheer up ur day.... Here is the list of some funny observations about Nigerian Nollywood movies. 1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look "left and right" before crossing the road? 3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the 'Baba'? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah's dad? 12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy to see you, my son". Maybe you have something to add 1 Like |
Re: List Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by valilo20(m): 11:15am On Aug 07, 2015 |
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Re: List Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by DharmyYinks: 11:29am On Aug 07, 2015 |
LWKMD! I guess dats wat makes dem Nigerian. Dey need to be more realistic in der movie production. One can almost guess how a movie wil end ryt from the beginning. Imagine Madam Fathia acting as a secondary skul gal. She neva old ni Dey should bring fresh talents,young chaps and advanced directors. |
Re: List Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by CivilzedTyger(m): 10:38pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
They always show remEmbrance or playback in black and white |
Re: List Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by hfinest1(m): 11:18pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
stteejax:I'm sorry bro but I couldn't help but notice d grammatical blunder.... made d joke funny to me sha |
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