Six Golden Rules For F***ing

1. F***ing once a week
is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level

SO REMEMBER - *FASTING* is good for your health - may The Almighty cleanse your Dirty Mind!

Oh Ma Gawd.. i feel for that