Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His
teacher always yelled at him, calling
him "a waste of conception, time and
space. And a sure failure in life ".
One day, poor Shehu's grand mother
came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told
her quite frankly that she had never
seen such a dumb boy all her life; and
advised her to withdraw and enrol
him under an artisan , because formal
schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The
grandmother, shocked at the teacher's
remarks, withdrew her grandson from
the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
25 years later the teacher was
diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do
surgery. And only a certain doctor in
the whole of Nigeria (practising in
Maiduguri) could perform this
procedure. Left with no alternative,
the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It
was successful. When she awoke
hours after the surgery, she saw a
handsome young doctor smiling
down
at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways
and suddenly began to
express shock & anguish , her face
started to turn pale ; she frantically
made attempts to raise her hand and
tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she
gave up the Ghost and died . The
young doctor was shocked . He tried
to find out what went wrong .
Eventually he found out that it was our
dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected
the lady's ventilator from d socket to
connect his phone charger . But wait
o... so una been think say na
Shehu become the doctor ?
Hahahahaha.....Dat na only 4 Nollywood
movies o. Lol Morning guys
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kaii sheu nah bastard!!!

OMo olodo leleyi ooo. Pls who can teach me more yoruba