This was too funny to let pass..
YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN
1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader
2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"
3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now."
4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party. 5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?” 7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just
to punish you.
8. when you’re watching tv with her and then
she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the channel
9. if when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water
11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.
12. when she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin
13. when with one look she tells you, you will
get the beating of your life when you get home
14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me'
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...
17. When you ask her to help you with your
home work and she advised: go and meet your
brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it
and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is
your father’s family members that are dullards) 18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you "all the food you've
been eating at home nko?"

This is so so true and I experienced all of these from ma grandma i grew up with.... funny indeed

This is so true

Confirm true

II luv my mum

lolz...all is true dats y i luv my mum,my mum is SAN{senior of nigeria}.