Hello fellow Funny people on NL..reading comments on Nairaland and some other blogs in Naija is reali Fun...below ar funny comments ur likely to get frm a Nigerian(you knw Naija ppl wil hv loads to say..hope u enjoy it)...


*********************** TOPIC: American Restaurant Granted Permission To Sell Dog Meat in Los Angeles
COMMENTS: Chai !!! #abasi mbom: nice level
for the idomas: dat means Dog go cost NW
be dat:
COMMENT: naija hand dey inside
COMMENT: now all calabar and ondo in the
US all roads lead to LA
Comment: you forget Africa particularly
Nigeria. Dog meat dey cure fever *********************** TOPIC: Picture of a Nairalander Cooking Yam Porridge.
Comment: Poster, shey the yam and the oil
dey quarrel ni? Why the yam come dey
distance himself from the oil na? Why
can’t there be a synergy of purpose
between them. Poster, your porridge is
RACIST!!!
Comment: This kind of porridge is for poor
guys no panla, cow legs, fresh fish and
fresh tomato. Comment: We don’t eat this in Yaba left…. *********************** TOPIC: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film?
Comment: When a ghost wanted to cross a
road, and had to look left, and right before
crossing.-it was very memorable for me.
Comment: When someone was shot inside a
car, and he died without the windshield not
breaking..I can’t forget that film lailai.
Comment: Most memorable scenes?? Like
the part where they write 5years earlier
and surprisingly omotola is still wearing
the same Brazilian hair she was wearing
5yrs later?..
Or the part where mike ezuruonye opens fire with an AK47 and nonso diobi hides
behind a range rover sport as he is been
shot at… and miraculously the windows
and body of the suv are still intact and
forming Odieshi.. *********************** Topic: #MyDressChoice: Protest Against Abuse of Women in Kenya over Indecent
Dressing
Comment: pls the Kenya guys, let the
ashewo dem sell their market. Make una
not disturb dem again oo , make una just
feed una eyes and let dem go do their
market
Comment: them try…but why them ass
black pass their body, make una look that
first pic very well..
Comment: Kim Kardashian Spirit gripping
Kenya Comment: riot and hot temper
everywhere, i hope 3rd world war is not
approaching *********************** TOPIC: Psquare Unveils Gorgeous Artiste ‘Malcoholic’ Under Their Record Label
Comment: I’m in love with you even ur
songs, weda na rubbish or not, it will still
sound amazing to my ears. I am
Malchonized already.lol Reply to
Comment: Chai!!! Naija
woman na wa oh: dem like make food
don finish: run go find him before
another person collect am from u:
#love in Tokoyo; u don malchonized
already: hope u know the meaning of that word sha; #yimu
Comment: This guy has swept me off my
feet by his looks. Jeeez, am blushing Reply to
Comment: And U̅ ar still
standin? *********************** TOPIC: Man Bought 99 iPhone 6 To Propose To Girlfriend But She Say No!
Comment: He is a mugu of the 21st century.
I only take my girlfriend to Mr. Biggs, buy
her ice cream and burger then proposed to
her and she said yes three times
Comment: Bros sori eeh! Na bad market,
abeg pass me just one make I use am
propose to one of these naijapals babes
{Gift}, I was planning to use a carton of
indomie and was sure of a “yes” but
since u av decided to mumu urself, abeg pass me one **********************

Nt well put in place

Re-arrange ur write up n mk it very coherent.
Can't strain my eyes to read what you put up there

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