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This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by lordtosan(m): 11:34am On Aug 12, 2015
A warri mum called her son Ochuko on phone;

Ochuko: Hello maleee

Mum: Ochuko, that meat & fish don boil?

Ochuko: Yes oo malee

Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil,
pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small
small fish dem to death ....then involve the
leaves ...after 10 mins, discharge the pot from
fire. You dey hear me so?

Ochuko: yes malee ...shuoo, this food go good
to download with Eba o!

Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for cooler... when time reach we go give dem amnesty.

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Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by vikyno(m): 11:36am On Aug 12, 2015
Lol.
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by Nobody: 11:36am On Aug 12, 2015
Lol
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by fireforfire: 11:45am On Aug 12, 2015
I first heard dis joke wen i was ......yrs old. about 15 yrs ago.





stale joke!
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by ibkgab001: 11:46am On Aug 12, 2015
Detained fufu

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Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by stchinedu: 11:48am On Aug 12, 2015
fireforfire:
I first heard dis joke wen i was ......yrs old. about 15 yrs ago.





stale joke!
Ok
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by lordtosan(m): 11:53am On Aug 12, 2015
fireforfire:
I first heard dis joke wen i was ......yrs old. about 15 yrs ago.





stale joke!
and after this many years you are still jobless, spending your time reading stale jokes?

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Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by graciousolo(m): 11:56am On Aug 12, 2015
Just imagine these words in that funny warri accent.
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by DeHero1: 12:56pm On Aug 12, 2015
Amnesty indeed! grin
Re: This Will Crack You Up - Telephone Conversation Between Warri Mum And Her Child by seankay(m): 1:39pm On Aug 12, 2015
lordtosan:
and after this many years you are still jobless, spending your time reading stale jokes?
grin grin easy bro! Even if I read this joke 15years from now, I bliv d joke is funny enof to make me laff.

Back to the topic grin grin grin cheesy grin

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