I laughed after reading this, think I should share
A little humour....


Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
the new program began unexpected Child Processing and
also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during systems initialization and then it
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3"
no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3"
always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it
online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please
help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND
ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run
everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall,
delete or purge the program files from the System once
it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
but have ended up with even more problems. (See
manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors'
Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it
Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you
can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid
attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the
entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE
ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the
operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme,
can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or
"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\
UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the
Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any
Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for
Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst.
#copied

Good software, have you practiced it?

Funny shit mehn,i gotta saw i learned quite some stuffs

Wife 1.0 is a virus disguised as an OS

I rather install Girlfriend 9.0
To eschew further dilapitation or formatting the manageable processor.


Wife 1.0 are always territorial even to wife 2.2.

Lol..."technologically funny"!

what about buying a new system?