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Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:38pm On Aug 17, 2015
ever since i joined naira land i have been hearing different stories of people who got banned but the always fail to put the reasons why the were banned so i opened this trend so that someone can tall me what to do for them to ban me not longer than two weeks sha nairaland is becoming a serious distration and ave got to study for two weeks if i want to pass so fellow nairalanders please help me.. thanx
Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by kilokeys(m): 4:46pm On Aug 17, 2015
Pick up a mod.. Abuse his/her father... And ull get the ban u want.

Erhmm i once yabbed somebody here.. I got a ban for 3 days.. I opened another moniker, yab the person again.. I got a 3 year ban for that moniker.. Pheeww.

Right now.. I don gentle.. It doesn't hurt to b a gentleman sha.

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Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:52pm On Aug 17, 2015
kilokeys:
Pick up a mod.. Abuse his/her father... And ull get the ban u want.

Erhmm i once yabbed somebody here.. I got a ban for 3 days.. I opened another moniker, yab the person again.. I got a 3 year ban for that moniker.. Pheeww.

Right now.. I don gentle.. It doesn't hurt to b a gentleman sha.

hahahahaha. So funny @ emboldened, but very true.
I gat more important things on my hands than picking on mods, I think they are lovely people if you handle them right.

Respect is reciprocal...
Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by kilokeys(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


hahahahaha. So funny @ emboldened, but very true.
I gat more important things on my hands than picking on mods, I think they are lovely people if you handle them right.

Respect is reciprocal...
Erhmm.. I dont get the likes as often. My cockiness and sacarsm earned me abt 18,000 likes and 1,000+ shares in my 3 years here

Now i barely get 4 likes in a day. cry
Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by Mrbee21(m): 9:31am On Aug 18, 2015
SEUN NA BASTARD,LALATISTICLA NA HOMOSEXUAL,NAIJABOIZ NA HE-GOAT,KINGTOM NA MY PADI,ALL NAIRALANDERS ARE CLUELESS AND DUMB...fucken mods..Mtchewww#spits on thread,nutin dy happen.i prophesy make nairaland crash
Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by KingTom(m): 10:38am On Aug 18, 2015
Mrbee21:
SEUN NA BASTARD,LALATISTICLA NA HOMOSEXUAL,NAIJABOIZ NA HE-GOAT,KINGTOM NA MY PADI,ALL NAIRALANDERS ARE CLUELESS AND DUMB...fucken mods..Mtchewww#spits on thread,nutin dy happen.i prophesy make nairaland crash
Best advicegrin
Re: Somebody Help What Do I Do To Get Banned On Nairaland by kimnicki(f): 11:18am On Aug 18, 2015
if you really need to study just log out and not visit it anymore cuz even if you banned I think you can still visit it as a guest

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