We all knw dat jumia nd konga are da two main online shopping services in nigeria but they are extremely stingy nd add high price tags to their products even worst, dey add transport fee ontop, which is double wahala I was always a honest customer of Jumia until one day wen i went to market to buy da olive oil i've been buying frm dem, it was out of stock in their site. It was in da market i realised i hav been cheated all along bcuz da woman sold it to me for 700naira, while jumia sell at 2,200naira + 1,500 transport =3,700, what a fool i hav been! But am gonna show u hw to steal frm dem witout getting caught
1. Choose a place close to da bush as ur delivery address, so dat u cn carry out a smooth task.
2. On d delivery date, wear dark shade to cover eyes nd hold a very big empty alcohol or groundnut bottle at ur back (no carry la casera bottle oh, i weep for u)
3. When da delivery agent bring out a paper for u to sign, use dat bottle (not la casera own!!) and smack his head(thrice) dnt pity him, no look uche face.
4. Take ur item nd run,tear any document wit ur name on it. Dont tak his fone or car, u might be catched
You will be safe gudluck.

And what is this doing on the romance section??




This should be moved to the crime section.

Na ur type dey spoil dis world

Hahaha ....ar nor blame dem wen everyone wan buy tins you can easily buy from Mallam or Mama Ngozi next door, online

You don't wanna smell the 4 walls of a jail Bro

Shop elsewhere

Liesssss.









U probably posted this from kirikiri maximum prison with the phone someone smuggled in for u.



#CriminalMind

I wonder how many times you've tried that. #Baraobanza

Stephansmily:
And what is this doing on the romance section??




This should be moved to the crime section.

The dude is crazy

Fulaboy:
The dude is crazy

Very crazy mehn

Fulaboy:
The dude is crazy

i heard dat!

Stephansmily:

Very crazy mehn

i heard dat too!

Durent:
i heard dat too!

Lol
Chillax

BTW who moved my thread to Jokes section when i posted in Romance section?? do i look lik am crackin jokes here? Nairaland iz so unfair 4 not informing me, nairaland has to develop, its trash!!..and whoever moved my thread, God will not stop to punish him/her Stuppid nairaland, stuppid seun osewa, stupidd moderators. Fvck y'all

Durent:
i heard dat!

See how f.arano threw your thread into joke section

Fulaboy:
See how f.arano threw your thread into joke section

if i catch dat faarano ehn...

Durent:
We all knw dat jumia nd konga are da two main online shopping services in nigeria but they are extremely stingy nd add high price tags to their products even worst, dey add transport fee ontop, which is double wahala I was always a honest customer of Jumia until one day wen i went to market to buy da olive oil i've been buying frm dem, it was out of stock in their site. It was in da market i realised i hav been cheated all along bcuz da woman sold it to me for 700naira, while jumia sell at 2,200naira + 1,500 transport =3,700, what a fool i hav been! But am gonna show u hw to steal frm dem witout getting caught
1. Choose a place close to da bush as ur delivery address, so dat u cn carry out a smooth task.
2. On d delivery date, wear dark shade to cover eyes nd hold a very big empty alcohol or groundnut bottle at ur back (no carry la casera bottle oh, i weep for u)
3. When da delivery agent bring out a paper for u to sign, use dat bottle (not la casera own!!) and smack his head(thrice) dnt pity him, no look uche face.
4. Take ur item nd run,tear any document wit ur name on it. Dont tak his fone or car, u might be catched
You will be safe gudluck.

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Hahaha. Verry funny post. The op is a true comedian.

JumiaOnline:


Hi. Our deepest apologies for any inconvenience shopping on Jumia might have caused you. However, kindly note that prices vary based on product, inflation and merchant. Your feedback has been noted & recorded for immediate follow up. Kindly send your order details to serviceATjumia.com.ng to enable us address your query. While we understand your concerns, we kindly recommend refraining from advocating violent provocation against Jumia and its employees. Thank you.

Bullshitt, u guys shud kindly return all da additional money u took frm me until u do dat i'll continue advocating violence provocation and beatings upon jumia nd its delivery agents ..hop u catch me

u might have bought the fake for 7h.

Lols