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Which One Will Suprise U Most....lmao by Fabolousibk1(m): 9:19pm On Aug 19, 2015
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find the following imaginations come true. Which one will amaze you most?: ,............................... 1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre! .................... 2. NEPA bill is N30 per month! ................... 3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dame Patience! ................. 4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president! ................... 5. IBB contests for senator and won! ..................... 6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria! ................. 7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque! ................... 8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of Kano motor Park! .................... 9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism! ................... 10. Nigeria becomes world greatest super power! .............. Which one of the above will surprise you most
Re: Which One Will Suprise U Most....lmao by solodox(m): 9:32pm On Aug 19, 2015
Fabolousibk1:
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find the following imaginations come true. Which one will amaze you most?: ,............................... 1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre! .................... 2. NEPA bill is N30 per month! ................... 3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dame Patience! ................. 4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president! ................... 5. IBB contests for senator and won! ..................... 6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria! ................. 7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque! ................... 8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of Kano motor Park! .................... 9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism! ................... 10. Nigeria becomes world greatest super power! .............. Which one of the above will surprise you most
I WOKE UP IN THE WRONG COUNTRY! WELL ITS BACK TO BED FOR ME!

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Re: Which One Will Suprise U Most....lmao by shegs4danny(m): 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2015
Den dat wil b in my dreams..I wil jst go back to sleep
Re: Which One Will Suprise U Most....lmao by Sheenor: 7:26pm On Aug 20, 2015
solodox:

I WOKE UP IN THE WRONG COUNTRY! WELL ITS BACK TO BED FOR ME!
Best thing to say mehn. Bravo!

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