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Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Ndkings1(m): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
SELFISH BLACK MAN PRAYER....
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God,
we put our faces on the ground before you
today as we beg you to forgive our sins,
even though, we black people, haven't
sinned. I'm saying this because we are not
the ones who killed your only son Jesus
Christ, white people did!
As you know even better than we do, he
was betrayed by a white man, they handed
him over to another white man who
ordered him to be whipped! Moreover,
these same white people ordered
him to be crucified! The traitor was called
Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we
don't have names like Iscariot here in
Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem,
Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola,
Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo,
Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera,
Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...We have no
clue where is the Golgotha (that's the place
where they crucified your
beloved son), we just know how to go from
Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to
Enugu to Rivers and come back. We've never
been to any of the holy cities in the Bible;
therefore we can't possibly be implicated in
the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don't
believe us, please watch the movie-The
Passion of the Christ, and you will see for
yourself that no black person, let alone an
African or a Nigerian took part to that sad
event.
This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty,
please make black people rich at long last
and let white people work for them for a
change.

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Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by nnachukz(m): 8:06pm On Aug 21, 2015
Op you funny o. If not for that part of the bible that says "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" I for say na true o.

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Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Nobody: 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2015
cheesy
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Nobody: 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2015
Hahhaahahahhahahaha,abeg the black man is not selfish but stressing the facts
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by SUGARBEE(f): 9:16pm On Aug 21, 2015
Lol he isn't selfish. . Just stating the facts

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