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Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Ndkings1(m): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
SELFISH BLACK MAN PRAYER.... May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven't sinned. I'm saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did! As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don't have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that's the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Rivers and come back. We've never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible; therefore we can't possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don't believe us, please watch the movie-The Passion of the Christ, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event. This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by nnachukz(m): 8:06pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Op you funny o. If not for that part of the bible that says "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" I for say na true o. 1 Like |
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Nobody: 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by Nobody: 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Hahhaahahahhahahaha,abeg the black man is not selfish but stressing the facts |
Re: Prayer Of A Selfish Black Man(funny) by SUGARBEE(f): 9:16pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Lol he isn't selfish. . Just stating the facts |
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