NelsonBee:
Lolsss, in your dreams

hw far

.....and d draw soup is set and ready 4 consumption.... lol

Yes! Well done boys. Newcastle well done

Man u don start o.my monney don enter merry bet vouce mail like dat

aieromon:
Wow,that was close

Phew!

I gladly take a draw!

Manchester United v Newcastle United; Barclays Premier League - Live Text Commentary
http://www.gethopemagazine.com/Sports/Match/144/Manchester-vs-Newcastle

90.00FULL TIME: Manchester United 0-0 Newcastle United

90.00Memphis' corner finds Smalling but finds the post and Anita. Newcastle break but Cisse's ball across the face of goal does not find anyone.

90.00OFF THE POST! It just won't go in for United! Smalling rises well to win a header from a corner and does pretty much everything right, planting a firm downward effort towards the bottom corner. A mixture of Anita and the post see it bounce out, however. Newcastle break up the other end and have three on one, but Cisse's shot/cross is just beyond the reach of Thauvin. Newcastle perhaps should have won it there!

90.00Corner to the hosts.

88.03Papiss Cisse on for Mitrovic.

87.51Rooney penalised for foul on Colback.

85.59Coloccini has been a rock at the back today and he makes another vital block here to deny Valencia's volley from inside the area. Newcastle still hanging on.

84.22United don't have Fellaini of course due to suspension, and you can be sure that Van Gaal would have thrown him on by now had he been able. They need a plan B right now.

83.38Throw to the home side.

82.01Memphis' cross right to Krul.

80.47Huge chance for United to finally break the deadlock! Carrick slides a pass in to Hernandez, who tees it up for Mata just outside the box. The Spaniard's effort is blocked but breaks very kindly for Hernandez, who suddenly finds himself clean through on goal. Krul is off his line in a flash, however, and makes a very good save to keep the scores level.

79.13The ball pinballs in the area and Krul denies Hernandez with his left leg! Brilliant from the Dutchman!

77.56Tiote on for Ayoze Perez.

xynerise:

You know that is impossible

It's possible at last. Check the final score.

gentlegenius:

It's possible at last. Check the final score.

Guy, make una give my mention breathing space jare

Chelsea is yet to win a match and you are spitting skunk fluid on me

aieromon:
Full time

MUN 0-0 NEW

It really is one of those days. Nothing just seems to work. *sigh* Only positive I can take from this is that we are yet to concede this season. Haven't scored much either. First class striker needed surely.

Odinaka00:


Imagine my brother, ordinary Man City humiliated Chelsea...Chelsea fans nor dey shame maka chi

you call city ordinary? R u from this planet?

United need a sick striker badly.

Imagine a Ronaldo or Suarez in this match.

Creamish:



So u still dey dis planet??!!

As u Neva kill me with luv... How I wan take die!?

fredosky111:
Glory glory glory man utd well seated to pocket our three points... I c janizaj on d score sheet

Bro, wax up? U still dey see am

Mtchewww..

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and these jokes want to win the league?



in terms of delusion, man u are the new arsenal

Ayameze2015:
If memphis depay no score make I turn akara

Akara, afa na? How much u dey cost?

Even if na Obafemi Martins, I no mind






Sha sign somebody!

Xb4Real:


Akara, afa na? How much u dey cost?

hahahhahaahahahha

shejane:
Man United all d way
3points is sure

not here, not today

No Own GOAL for Man utd today, too bad..

No own goal,no party!..hehe

colossus2:

funny

;Dthis the first of many to come

This thread is hilarious See all the people wey been predict win for Man U de hide from thread. The truth is, except Man U gets in two or three players before the end of the window, I don't see them doing anything different from what happened last year. The title is Man City's for the taking. I just hope my beloved Chelsea overcomes their stuttering start to the season and puts in a formidable defence to their title, or even retain it.

It baffles me that we had to wait for the season to begin before doing business. We should have bought all the players we needed to buy, and disposed off those that are surplus to requirements.

silvermania:
you call city ordinary? R u from this planet?

no mind am, d last time i checked city were champions two seasons earlier and were even 2nd position last season


whoever calls dem ordinary is high on osogbo weed

BabyDaddy20:
If New Castle wins this match make i die.

You get luck if not na so you for die throwaway

What a shame we couldn't win. Disappointed.

I swear Rooney is nt the kind of Striker We need...