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Laf Call Ur Neighbor by ebukav(m): 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question
if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman
to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were
a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to
me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You
think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to
realize you'll never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do
you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is
one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench
and, in a very quiet voice, said:
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll
send you both to the electric chair. |
Re: Laf Call Ur Neighbor by Mcbell(m): 9:22pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Should i comment?? |
Re: Laf Call Ur Neighbor by Eniqurl(f): 9:24pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Hahaha |
Re: Laf Call Ur Neighbor by Nobody: 9:27pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
The funniest of jokes is the shortest... OP, sorry to say, your joke try but e no funny me 1 Like |
Re: Laf Call Ur Neighbor by spill(m): 9:31pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing |
Re: Laf Call Ur Neighbor by DTOBS(m): 9:33pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
hahahahha |
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