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Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by emitheo(m): 7:19am On Aug 25, 2015
Here with the help of my friends i am going to disect some few immediate turn
offs men see in some ladies.

• Farting In Our Presence

Men hate this to the core, they may pretend
not to but they really hate when you do it in
their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a
man whom you don’t know to tell you what he
thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front
of him.

• Eating too much

Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence
please try to control your eating habits. Not
that we’re too broke to buy you Food but
eating without Class just because your indoors
is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you
wash your undies in our presence. Forget that
popular slang which tends to say that when a
man loves you, he can even wash your undies,
we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s
undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes
to your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we’re not around, you can laugh and
bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking
to a lady and she laughed so loud that she
didn’t know when she polluted.
• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake
of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all
your time to once your man is around. We
need total concentration when we are talking
to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man, he may
feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you
know everything. When we argue about
sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to
let us win sometimes as it would do you no
harm than try to make sure your POV is the
most correct even when its not.
I Rest My Case!"

Please Add Yours........
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by AgbenuAnna(f): 7:21am On Aug 25, 2015
hmmm
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by ikbnice(m): 7:22am On Aug 25, 2015
¤speaking with a strange guy(without introducing him)


¤snoring during sleep-overs
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by feldido(m): 7:25am On Aug 25, 2015
Disrespect her Family in front of a guy
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by xpac01(m): 7:41am On Aug 25, 2015
For me, I dislike girls who can't laugh excessively. My girlfriend's laughter gives me hard on. She knows this, and she keeps laughing more excessively when she's with me.
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 8:45am On Aug 25, 2015
True talk

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