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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Pigin1: 6:52pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Reckless Driver
A Manchester City fan liked to
amuse himself by scaring every
United supporter he saw strutting
down the street in an obnoxious
Man U jersey. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, then
swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he
saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he
pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St.
Francis church, about two miles
down the road," replied the
priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a
lift!" The priest climbed into the
passenger seat, and they
continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U
supporter walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if
to hit him. But, as usual, he
swerved back onto the road just
in time.
Even though he was certain that
he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD. not knowing
where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors but still
didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest,
and he turned to the priest and
said, "sorry Father, I almost hit
that Manchester United
supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I
got him with the door." 3 Likes |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Pigin1: 6:52pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Reckless Driver
A Manchester City fan liked to
amuse himself by scaring every
United supporter he saw strutting
down the street in an obnoxious
Man U jersey. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, then
swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he
saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he
pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St.
Francis church, about two miles
down the road," replied the
priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a
lift!" The priest climbed into the
passenger seat, and they
continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U
supporter walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if
to hit him. But, as usual, he
swerved back onto the road just
in time.
Even though he was certain that
he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD. not knowing
where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors but still
didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest,
and he turned to the priest and
said, "sorry Father, I almost hit
that Manchester United
supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I
got him with the door." 1 Like |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Walelavender(m): 6:56pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
dabossman:Moyers isn't in the picture anymore. This is Van gaal's second season and hasn't hit the ground running. Get more players that will fit in to your plan and pattern. Watching them could be boring |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 6:57pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Louis Van Gaal, very clueless manager with useless tactics ;Dhahahah wen chelsea lose u people won cricified us...hahahaha[color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by ochoa(m): 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Man Utd fans on Wednesday: Rooney is a genius Man Utd fans
now: Rooney is useless, we need another striker 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by malonephill(m): 7:12pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
ronald4lif:na una wan lose wetin be our own welcome to losing crew adewumiopeyemi:you dey mind 'em, yeye poeple |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by kobonaire(m): 7:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
EPL- most entertaining soccer league in the world |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Av always said it dat Rooney is over-rated. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by vivalavida(m): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Midehi: don't mind those boys dearie. their plan to scatter my Sunday won't work. hope ur having fun? |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Nobody: 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
vivalavida:Eeyaa, sowie ok. yea i am |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Danelo(m): 7:21pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
man u for Europa....... u guys should wait till Chelsea bounce back WO enu duro wo tan man u for Europa....... u guys should wait till Chelsea bounce back WO enu duro wo tan |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Captainswag225:Chicharito is f**kn worse..dint u see his game against Brugge? Missed penalty and even missed a chance worse dan d 1 Yakubu missed against Korea 1 Like |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
see u.......MAN-U GO RELEGAtE......DIS SEASON .. malonephill: |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by vivalavida(m): 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
vivalavida:thanks dear |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:26pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
donem: Complacency na iim kill Man.U, dem go don think say d match go be walk-over. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by dabossman(m): 7:26pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Walelavender: You missed my point. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Captainswag225(m): 7:27pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
BRIGHTRIVERS:hahahahaha, but the truth is, no striker is available in europe now. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by coded01: 7:28pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Swansea been silencing Man Utd since.............. 1 Like |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
McEwen: |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
NelsonNeo: True fan. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
mukina2:Thunder faya Gomis!!!! |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:31pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:33pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
McEwen:Omo Your network is not treating me well o |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by TerraByte(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Up Swansea. #E remain arsenal now #Swansea4life As for chelsea.... u guys go meet us for house |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
KingTom:You need more Gig? |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
McEwen:I do but Na porn dey kill me. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by malonephill(m): 7:38pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
adewumiopeyemi:who care? I'm chelsea even though we are yet to get our right playing form, I believe chelsea will outstand man U |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 7:39pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
SURE BRO AM ALSO A CHELSEA FAN malonephill: 1 Like |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:41pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
KingTom: Get me redgem and get your 10Gig free to watch ur unlimited Bigbangbross |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by michealewela: 7:43pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
What a surprise,,,, i thought we were ahead.. |
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by redgem(f): 7:44pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
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