Dem say boko haram don poison beans after I don buy half bag put for house. From d one wet I cook I give my dog bingo make im first test am. After 45mins bingo still dey waka dey jolly dey go. Na im I enter house chop my own. After I don chop my own my gate man run come tell me say bingo don die, Hey!!!! I run enter house begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, I chop 30 bitter kola with 5 long bitter leaf stem, I chop plenty walnuts without cracking d shell cuz no tym, i swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment for d poison...... Garlic and onions b like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat like say oven na my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish..... Na im I come outside come prepare for wetin go happen. Na im gate man come dey tell me say d driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me.......
If na u wetin u go do?

Kill gateman

Haha

Gv d gateman crious punishment den fire his ass

Bleep

Nah d gateman go provide everything wey i don drink back....oooo