MASS FAILURE - when a student fails in his grade, he will have to improvise a way out to lie to his parents that all of his colleagues virtually failed the course, that only 3 out of his 65 colleagues only managed to pass with an "E" grade.

THE LECTURER HATES ME - this is another flimsy excuse that they normally give their parents, that the lecturer really dislikes him/her due to one reason or the other.

PREJUDICE - this relates to students who study outside of their state, they will blame the lecturer for being biased on the non indigene students, that he only favours the students of his tribe with bright grades but only gives us low grades despite our hardwork and excessive reading.

SORTING - the lecturer is always pre-disposed towards receiving money from students to upgrade their scores and if any student is obstinate and refuses to cooperate, then the lecturer in question will intentionally fail the student.

THE LECTURER WAS A STUDENT OF THAT DEPARTMENT AND GRADUATED WITH A THIRD CLASS - lol this is the highest lies that students fabricate to their parents to exonerate themselves from blame, they deceive their parents that the lecturer was indeed a student in that department and graduated with a low result and only studied P.G.D and masters thats why he is out to frustrate students so that they dont graduate with good grades too.

Lol are you guilty of this, which number did you always fall into to exonerate yourselves from blame because of your poor grades.

Lol yeah I did that a lot.. Especially the mass failure lie



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d person above me shaaaa that's my spot

Olodo would give a billion excuses when he/she fails.

When you are sure even when there is mass failure or outright intimidation, you can call for your script.

Nothing to say...Wana sell dis land

Sit down and read your book, you say No....nkwanu

K

ESSACTLY...I REMEMBER WHEN OP, FAILED JAMB THAT TIME.

another yeye post

Dad, it is because I refused to give the lecturer Toto that he failed me. Dad u are proud of me for that right? at least I failed just to make u proud

OP, you're not too far from the truth

Very true the last point is always random

Missing script nko

lol

We dnt write exam here?

Dnt ask me whr mai skool is

wowwwww

What of The Secondary school " You didn't buy me Textbook " Excuse ??

Mass failure tho B-)

Seun make me super moderator

No 1 reminds me of my secondary school days , my bestee and I checked our jss 3 result , bestee failed awfully and I passed , she begged me to follow her home to explain to her mumsy(who was a strict teacher then) that the entire school failed the Jss3 exam including myself , i pretended to agree and when I got close to their gate i automatically developed a severe stomach ache, dat was how I escaped without hurting her feelings.

Her mother would have skinned me alive


@Op I didn't fail any course in the uni sha..
But i remember back then many of my course mates claim to have missing scores whenever they failed any course.

OP don fail exam tire

Like this op is excempted

Hmmm

Like

SUGARBEE:
Lol yeah I did that a lot.. Especially the mass failure lie

yeah mine too. And also the last point. Am not left out lol

Ok

What about 5 liers students tell their parents when they pass their exams?

(1)I spent 25hrs in a day reading my books!

(2)I was the 1st to submit my paper!

(3)I did not even turn left or right till I finish!

(4)Even if I did not read my book for 10yrs i will still score "A"

(5)God knows I'm not lying!

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students tho