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| You Can't Beat An Igbo Man. by AdeniyiA(m): 3:22pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of taste". IGBO MAN: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" LAWYER: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo MAN: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... LAWYER: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse,bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo MAN: "Congrats. You got your memoryback. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. LAWYER: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo MAN: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" LAWYER (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo MAN: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k". You can't beat an Igbo man. 1 Like |
| Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man. by ikbnice(m): 3:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Lol! Igbo man wit his sense of business. |
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