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Laugh All Your Sorrows Away!!!!! Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 8:56am On Sep 01, 2015
Interview btwn a Nigerian immigrant & d consular
at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...
OFFICER:- what is your name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:- Monday Philips

OFFICER:- your father's name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

Monday:- Marthin Philips

OFFICER:- your native place?

Monday : M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Monday:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

Monday:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop
wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?

Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u have M.P

Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

Don't laugh alone. Hit a LIKE because u are my
M.P. (My Person)

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Re: Laugh All Your Sorrows Away!!!!! Joke Of The Day by meimoks(f): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2015
grin grin

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