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Laugh All Your Sorrows Away!!!!! Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 8:56am On Sep 01, 2015 |
Interview btwn a Nigerian immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts... OFFICER:- what is your name? Monday:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Philips OFFICER:- your father's name? Monday:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? Monday:- Marthin Philips OFFICER:- your native place? Monday : M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? Monday:- M.P OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? Monday:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir. OFFICER: and what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u have M.P Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Hit a LIKE because u are my M.P. (My Person) www.donariok.mywapblog.com |
Re: Laugh All Your Sorrows Away!!!!! Joke Of The Day by meimoks(f): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2015 |
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