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| When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 8:38am On Sep 04, 2015 |
From the scribblings via crude dialectical pronunciations, one will decisively know that here is a semi-demi-hemi educated Hausa man trying to 'flex muscle englishically'. The man must have taken his time to squiggling each letter out as he pronounces a word at a time - what a perspiring effort. Oyinbo no go kuku kill us. Don't blame the mechanic, but blame it on our scholars not improvising Hausa words for those items. Please, could anyone decipher the other items on this list? From the list, I could decode Key Starter, Shock Absorber, Service, Bushing (what's that?), and errrrm. That's all! "Faifain Kuluci"? Is that supposed to be the name of his company? What a caricature of words! Good day my feofle. May your car nefer proke down. http://www.johnomolaolu.com/2015/09/when-your-mechanic-gives-you.html
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| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by MISSNORA(f): 8:40am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by dominique(f): 9:11am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Rofl, na by force to write in English ni  . I was able up decode the 'shak zoba' 'kis tata' 'sabis' and 'labor'. The rest   . The motorheads should be able to decode it wella |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by Khd95(m): 10:13am On Sep 04, 2015 |
ND u tink dat car will nt plunge into river osun 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by Souljaboi1: 11:48am On Sep 04, 2015 |
ayobase: Why Hausa man ? I maybe wrong but you hardly see Hausa men being mechanics. Even in the North, its mostly Yorubas and Igbos. 1 Like |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by Nobody: 10:21pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Well, at least he got "total" right, which I'll say is a remarkable progress for an illiterate. |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by anukulapo: 5:53pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
@ayobase: Souljaboi1 "protest" o...BUT true sha,I never jam aboki mechanic sef. You don see any? |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
anukulapo: seriously, I don't think I have seen one though, but the spelling gave d supposed Hausa man away. |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by sademola: 6:10am On Sep 11, 2015 |
anukulapo: Travelling is education. How do you think they sustained the Toyota n Honda era? Who were (and still) their mechanics? Igbo, Yoruba? Please visit 'Panteka' in Kaduna and you will marvel. Wait, where was Peugeot assembly in Nigeria? |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by sademola: 6:11am On Sep 11, 2015 |
ayobase: Then u are still a baby holed up in ur region or state alone |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by anukulapo: 6:50pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
sademola:True @ travelling is education. . I never said they are not existing BUT within the limit of my boundary,I never use any northern mechanic. |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 8:18am On Sep 15, 2015 |
sademola: Not only holed up, but also covered up! |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 8:32am On Sep 15, 2015 |
sademola: The fact I haven't seen Hausa Mechanic doesnt mean he exists not. The fact that I'm yet to see Igbo Meisuya doesn't mean he exists not. The fact that I am yet to see Yoruba Cattle Rearer doesn't mean he exists not. The fact that I'm yet to see a Female Conductor doesn't mean she exists not. The fact that...................................... Some professions are categorically recognised with some certain persons and tribes. I was in Yola for 6 years, and I live in Abuja, and it is so unfortunate that I haven't met one yet. Power of referral and trust! 2 Likes |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by waxyung(m): 7:05am On Sep 21, 2015 |
i tink d firsy one is kulikuli |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:26am On Sep 21, 2015 |
Lwkmd |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 4:38pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
waxyung:or kilishi. |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(m): 4:46pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
waxyung:or kilishi. |
| Re: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by JD26: 11:01am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Fainfain Kuluchi = Clutch Disc 1 Like |
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