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Laughter... The Best Medicine by allenpaul(m): 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2015
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,unlike English,nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.for instance,"house"is feminine -"la casa" Pencil" however,is masculine -"el lapis" a student asked, what gender is computer?" instead of giving the answer,the teacher split the class into two groups according to gender (males & females)& asked each group to decide for themselves ,each group were asked to give four reasons for its recommendations.the male group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine (la computadora),because; 1,no one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2,the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3,even the smallest mistakes' are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval;and 4,as soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The female group (as can be expected)concluded that computers should be masculine (el computador)because;1,in order to do anything with them,you have to turn them on,2,they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;3,they are supposed to help solve problems but half the time,they are the problem;and 4,as soon you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a little longer,you could have gotten a better model. SO NAIRALANDERS, WHO IS RIGHT?

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Re: Laughter... The Best Medicine by Jamesbrowny(m): 8:05pm On Sep 07, 2015
What the f**k was that? sadWhat the f**k was that?
Re: Laughter... The Best Medicine by allenpaul(m): 2:30am On Sep 08, 2015
Hmmm another failed visa lottery no go let me hear word now @what d Bleep.
Re: Laughter... The Best Medicine by Nobody: 1:20pm On Apr 25, 2019
el computador

It is grin
Re: Laughter... The Best Medicine by jbblues24(m): 7:49pm On May 30, 2019
Amazing animation =) cool

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