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Crack Yr Ribs by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 04, 2015
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT
FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer
thinks this
is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to
the
clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.
22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes
back
after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.
22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k". You can't beat an Igbo man . Don't laugh alone, put a smile on someone's face this weekend. Proud to be Igbo.

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Re: Crack Yr Ribs by QueenEdna(f): 2:35pm On Sep 04, 2015
Proudly igbo- but this joke is stale, stp d repetition.

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