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Crack Yr Ribs by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k". You can't beat an Igbo man . Don't laugh alone, put a smile on someone's face this weekend. Proud to be Igbo. 2 Likes |
Re: Crack Yr Ribs by QueenEdna(f): 2:35pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Proudly igbo- but this joke is stale, stp d repetition. |
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