This happened just last night and I thought I should share it.

There's this gurl I've been wooed sometime last 2 years buh she neither said Yes or no, rather she carrey me throw for friend zone. But as a sharp omo ibo wey I be, I quickly jump out! She's now the one doing the calling saying I don't come to visit her again whenever I'm in surulere, neither do I call sef.

Anyway, to cut to the chase, she called me around 00:42 and the following conversation ensued

Babe: Ferdie how far na?

Me: babe I dey! Longest time

Babe: before nko?? As you don bone my side finish na

Me: sweetheart, it's not like that na.... work wahala and school own no gree me geh time. No vex mbok

Babe: No wahala sha. Do you have small time to spare? I just wanna talk with you and disturb you a lil

Me: sure! Anything for you my luv. Buh before you start to disturb me, ehn... I don port this my MTN line go Etisalat o0oo!

Babe: Ehn You say watin °Jesus!!!!!!!!!
(Drops phone)

Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I just say make I tell her on time (just 2 mins Nad some secs gone already)

I was kind enough abi??

you tried

Hahahahahahahaha!