This Is So Funny! Pay Ur Bail:  Mine Was Over $403.50 Wats Urs?

This is HILARIOUS!

1) Smoked pot -- $5

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$1

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $100

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20

6) Went streaking -- $1

7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $1

Kissed a co-worker-- $ 1

9)Kissed your boss --$5

10) Been arrested -- $1

11) Spent time in jail -- $10

12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

14) Done something you regret -- $50

15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

16) Been in love with a stripper -- $50

17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

18) Been slapped-- $1

19) Slapped someone-- $100

20) Beat up someone -- $20

21) Been jumped -- $10

22) Ever had sex at church -- $1

23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $50

24) Cheated on test -- $75

25) Vandalized something -- $20

26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $1

27) Crossed dressed -- $10

28) Given money to stripper -- $25

29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$30

32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $5

33) Ever drive drunk -- $10

34) Used toys while having sex -- $45

35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $50

36) Had sex in a pool -- $1

37) Masturbated -- $50

38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$1

39) Done oral -- $5

40) Got oral -- $5

41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $50

42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $1

43) Stole something -- $20

44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $50

45) Made a dirty home video -- $1

46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$50

47) Had a party -- $1(am i the only person on facebook who hasn't done this!!!)

48) Had sex in a public place-- $75

49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $10

50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $75

52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$1

53) Lied to your mate -- $5

54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

So Folks state your Bills here,

+$479.00 i am so innocent

i slapped someone, tell me my bill.

2 dollars

add masturbation and peeing in d pool 2 ur list

hmmmm

lola collect ya bill fast o

i no get charges at all

even Jesus said he wasnt perfect & dat we shd work towards perfection so repent from self -righteousness

romade:

even Jesus said he wasnt perfect & dat we shd work towards perfection so repent from self -righteousness

Some ppl will find it hard to believe, but there are people who actually have NO bill!
Put that in ya pipe n smoke it!!!

Just $179.who do i pay the bills to.

Just $179.who do i pay the bills to.

Pay to the Financial Secretary of NairaLand.

Folks you can pay your bills to the below Bank Details

Account Name: NairaLand Bills
Account Number: 12312302140214419
Bank Name: NairaLand Bank Plc
Sort Code: Thread 403.50
IBAN: NL THREAD 12312302140214419 403.50
Branch: Joke Section
Country: www.nairaland.com

State the amount paid and your statement of BiLLs

dis guy don wok 4 bank b4

Yez! Yez!

NAIRALAND BANK PLC
Position Held: Governor

Pay your BILLS!!!!

ohh lawdie, am guilty of a lot there o

No surprises there!

ble no matter wat u don do 1

i did all

gud lass

romade:

ble no matter wat u don do 1

You'd be surprised!

dat u'r guilty of all, _{swty am not surprisd}

me too

type watever u like, fink watever u like -- - deep down u know waramean.

dnt tak it personal hony

for the upteenth time, I dont take anything personally - at least not on here

blissieng:

for the upteenth time, I dont take anything personally - at least not on here

check & confirm from ur words dat inglish no b ur papa tongue

enlish no be my papa tongue o! You no hear my name? e be like english name?

Half naira.

Ngozi

romade:

Ngozi

so why would you even think to insinuate that I'm english?

ina u dey act lyk say u be inglish mistress

then I appologise ----- NOT!